I thought I would just share a few one-liners with you (I didn't make them up).
~ Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
~ Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
~ There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
~ Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
~ Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
~ Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes...for then, when you judge him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
~ Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
~ There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
~ Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
~ Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
~ Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes...for then, when you judge him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
Oh that is too funny. I especially like the last one. There is a lot of wisdom there my friend. Thanks for linking up today.
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MY fav is...there are 3 kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't. BAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA, now that is funny. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteLisa,
ReplyDeleteI loved the one about who stopped the payment on my reality check? Loved it!
And the counting one...! These are too funny!
Happy Friday!
Too cute! I love the one about the reality checks! Wouldn't that great!
ReplyDeleteI loved them! I love one-liners and quotes. They really make me laugh. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteFunny - my favorite..."~ Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes." Of course, I live in Florida, so it makes complete sense to me, lol. ;)
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
Wisdom in Wit.
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Call me slow -- Lottery???
don't get it.
~ Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
ReplyDeleteNow that hit too close to home!!!
Funny.
So nice to meet you!!
Those are great! My fav is the reality check one, not that I've ever heard of it before...gulp.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Isn't laughter the best medicine? Made me feel better!
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